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he was twenty fucking four

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:48:09 -0800

he was twenty fucking four

jamespumphrey: Who is this chick? Does she have a boyfriend? Is...

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 00:42:49 -0700

jamespumphrey:

Who is this chick? Does she have a boyfriend? Is she at least half jewish?

“you can swallow me on twitter” is one of the coolest things i’ve heard in a while

Audio

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:36:12 -0700

this is definitely my friend's little sister, btw.

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 18:38:55 -0700

this is definitely my friend's little sister, btw.

wanna see something cool?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:18:00 -0700

wanna see something cool?

i didn't make this

Fri, 20 May 2011 10:32:45 -0700

i didn't make this :

Be a lot cooler if I did…

(said like mcconaughey)

this is what i hear when i yawn

Wed, 18 May 2011 23:32:08 -0700

this is what i hear when i yawn

i love los angeles. i’ve never been so happy and so not so...

Wed, 04 May 2011 14:05:00 -0700

i love los angeles. i’ve never been so happy and so not so regularly.

High Road trailer, Atencio cut redux

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 14:30:57 -0700

High Road trailer, Atencio cut redux:

if yer in the area go to the Newport Film Festival this Friday and see pretty much everyone that i think is hilarious in the same movie at the same time, all at once! i mean, not exactly all at the same time. they all take turns talking and stuff. well, i mean, there’s probably some overlapping of dialogue, i’m sure. that’s just how people speak. it’s like real life. i mean, it’s not JUST like real life, there’s heightened situations. it’s a movie, not a documentary. i mean, documentaries are movies too, but ya know. it’s a film. a filmed movie set in a realistic world. well, not like another world, it’s our world. Earth. i just mean there’s no Avatars or anything. but that’s not a bad thing! it’s be weird if there were! in this movie specifically, i mean. it wasn’t weird there were Avatars in Avatar. i liked Avatar. but not more than this though! look, just go see it. if you want. it’s not mandatory. it should be though, it’s that good! well, nothing should be mandatory, i think. i mean, being nice and kind and stuff and not hurting others should be, but like, what you do in your free time shouldn’t be mandatory. unless yer like doing really shitty things in your free time. i mean, but that’s just like common ethics and manners and stuff. pretty much goes without saying. i would hope. i mean, if you really don’t know the difference between good and bad, i mean like really good and really bad then yea, you should be kept away from decent citizens. i mean yea, there’s like bad cops and stuff too, but that’s just a numbers thing. i think we’ve got a pretty good system of laws and stuff for a society so big. i mean, i guess the people in charge are doing the best they can, i think. i dunno. what time is it?

this was a really cool thing to be a part of. glad i know these...

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 21:39:40 -0700

this was a really cool thing to be a part of. glad i know these guys now.

UCB remembers 5 great years. and me puking on my friend.

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:34:51 -0700

UCB remembers 5 great years. and me puking on my friend.

I did an interview with the UCD Advocate

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:31:45 -0700

I did an interview with the UCD Advocate:

atencio:

I talk about whether film school is important, how Andy Richter deals with a fake penis on set, and what I’m working on next. Thanks to Ben for interviewing me!

i’m famous!

weenle neenle neenle noo

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 06:47:31 -0700

weenle neenle neenle noo

guess i should get back on here, huh?

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:14:28 -0700

probly

(via fuckyeahhotcomedians) hahaha! what the hell is this?

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:34:46 -0700

(via fuckyeahhotcomedians)

hahaha! what the hell is this?

this is sad but the comments are sadder.

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:08:31 -0700

this is sad but the comments are sadder.

You Go, Mo'nique!

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:54:55 -0800

(via jackiesface)

one more post like this, Jackie, and its over.

bragging to my sister

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:41:27 -0800

Cale
i went to the beach yesterday
10:14am

Aprile
dont you do that alot
10:15am

Cale
no
10:15am

Aprile
you could
if i went to the beach it would be more exciting
i dont live in california
10:16am

Cale
i do
10:16am

Aprile
you a jerk
10:16am

Cale
its great
its like living in a dr suess book
10:17am

Cale
except theres free weed everywhere
10:18am

Aprile
yea well phillys like living in a shell silverstien book but its all wet and cold and you will get killed if you go to far
10:19am

Cale
oh look! 20 bucks!
10:19am

Aprile
haha
10:19am

Cale
oh wait, no
its a fifty
oh! its two fifties!
they were perfectly on top of each other
10:22am

Cale
oh man
10:22am

Aprile
what
10:22am

Cale
its... nothing
there's... nevermind
10:22am

Aprile
what wehat you can tell me
10:22am

Cale
its just, there's a ton of fifties all over
i didn't realize before
they're everywhere
10:23am

Aprile
oh
10:23am

Cale
and there's a sign that says FREE pointing to a bunch of pizza and puppies
and a diet coke
cool
im thirsty
but not too thirsty
10:24am

Aprile
stop
10:24am

Cale
just like, 12 ounces thirsty
cool, that's what this diet coke is
oh, wow
its really cold
perfect, cuz there's no ice
oh wait, there it is
there's ice
found it
10:25am

Aprile
im gonna go put more peed on cardboard in the door so snow and cold wont come in
10:25am

Cale
ok
i'm gonna go lay in my hammock until my other hammock is ready
10:26am

Aprile
:(:(
10:26am

Cale
ugh
i just tripped on a stack of fifties
i gotta go
this is ridiculous
10:26am

Cale
justin timberlake just dropped off a bunch of donuts
weird
10:28am

molls: tesslynch: My parents just sent me this. It’s important...

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:22:52 -0800

molls:

tesslynch:

My parents just sent me this. It’s important that you see.

Damn. You know right away, I mean, before you even click on the video, that dog’s don’t have human hands. But when you watch this, you’re going to ask yourself at least once “How does that amazing dog know to move his hands like that?”

Mindfuck-status.

man, i love this so mych. mych

jamespumphrey: I heard about this and I hoped it was good. It...

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:29:04 -0800

jamespumphrey:

I heard about this and I hoped it was good. It is. Im stoked.

the beatles vs wutang - enter the magical mystery chambers

i was too, its a let down. there are only three good ones. maybe four. those four are awesome, but the rest is like a lazy, cheap try at the grey album. this one uses a bunch of diff beatles, not just magical mystery, and some redone to fit whichever wu tang track. grey album seems like it fit together and this feels forced and failed.

this is one of the good ones by the way.