Cale Hartmann nnamtraH elaC: Archive

he was twenty fucking four

Dec 24th

1 tag

Aug 27th

805 notes

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Aug 25th

this is definitely my friend's little sister, btw. →

Jun 10th

24 notes

wanna see something cool? →

Jun 8th

i didn't make this →

Be a lot cooler if I did… (said like mcconaughey)

May 20th

this is what i hear when i yawn →

May 19th

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1 tag

i love los angeles. i’ve never been so happy...

May 5th

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High Road trailer, Atencio cut redux →

if yer in the area go to the Newport Film Festival this Friday and see pretty much everyone that i think is hilarious in the same movie at the same time, all at once! i mean, not exactly all at the same time. they all take turns talking and stuff. well, i mean, there’s probably some overlapping of dialogue, i’m sure. that’s just how people speak. it’s like real life. i...

Apr 29th

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this was a really cool thing to be a part of. glad i know these guys now.

Nov 1st

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UCB remembers 5 great years. and me puking on my... →

Oct 15th

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I did an interview with the UCD Advocate →

atencio: I talk about whether film school is important, how Andy Richter deals with a fake penis on set, and what I’m working on next. Thanks to Ben for interviewing me! i’m famous!

Oct 15th

6 notes

weenle neenle neenle noo

Sep 13th

guess i should get back on here, huh?

probly

Sep 6th

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Jun 12th

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Mar 24th

You Go, Mo'nique!

(via jackiesface) one more post like this, Jackie, and its over.

Mar 9th

2 notes

1 tag

bragging to my sister

 Cale
 i went to the beach yesterday
10: 14am
 Aprile
 dont you do that alot
10: 15am
 Cale
 no
10: 15am
 Aprile
 you could
 if i went to the beach it would be more exciting
 i dont live in california
10: 16am
 Cale
 i do
10: 16am
 Aprile
 you a jerk
10: 16am
 Cale
 its great
 its like living in a dr suess book
10: 17am
 Cale
 except theres free weed everywhere
10: 18am
 Aprile
 yea well phillys like living in a shell silverstien book but its all wet and cold and you will get killed if you go to far
10: 19am
 Cale
 oh look! 20 bucks!
10: 19am
 Aprile
 haha
10: 19am
 Cale
 oh wait, no
 its a fifty
 oh! its two fifties!
 they were perfectly on top of each other
10: 22am
 Cale
 oh man
10: 22am
 Aprile
 what
10: 22am
 Cale
 its... nothing
 there's... nevermind
10: 22am
 Aprile
 what wehat you can tell me
10: 22am
 Cale
 its just, there's a ton of fifties all over
 i didn't realize before
 they're everywhere
10: 23am
 Aprile
 oh
10: 23am
 Cale
 and there's a sign that says FREE pointing to a bunch of pizza and puppies
 and a diet coke
 cool
 im thirsty
 but not too thirsty
10: 24am
 Aprile
 stop
10: 24am
 Cale
 just like, 12 ounces thirsty
 cool, that's what this diet coke is
 oh, wow
 its really cold
 perfect, cuz there's no ice
 oh wait, there it is
 there's ice
 found it
10: 25am
 Aprile
 im gonna go put more peed on cardboard in the door so snow and cold wont come in
10: 25am
 Cale
 ok
 i'm gonna go lay in my hammock until my other hammock is ready
10: 26am
 Aprile
: (:(
10: 26am
 Cale
 ugh
 i just tripped on a stack of fifties
 i gotta go
 this is ridiculous
10: 26am
 Cale
 justin timberlake just dropped off a bunch of donuts
 weird
10: 28am

Feb 17th

Feb 15th

Feb 12th

3 notes

2 tags

Feb 10th

(sigh)

Feb 10th

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do NOT play cards with this guy

Feb 9th

2 notes

again. best when not depressed.

Feb 1st

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I think it would be really ACTUALLY shocking If...

(via theidiotking) okay. this really made me laugh out loud too. i must be on a Dave kick.

Feb 1st

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erockappel: honorstudent: Another HBO Funny Or Die Presents trailer. This one’s got some Bronco Sanchez and Audra Mae cameos. If this promo doesn’t get you excited for Funny or Die’s new HBO show, SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU! well, this looks fucking cool

Jan 29th

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6 tags

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Hello Tumblr! Please enjoy the latest video from The Midnight Show, written by James Adomian and (me) Cale Hartmann and starring Paul Scheer and Heather Campbell. Directed by one of my favorite Tumblr’rs Peter Atencio! Thanks and try not to do anything stupid today.

Jan 26th

Jan 20th

i cocked it up tryin to get loud

I

Jan 17th

I Haiti earthquakes!

Jan 15th

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Jan 12th

it’s a rare thing to listen to Elliott Smith...

Jan 12th

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Jan 8th

48 notes

The Midnight Show featured on Starzlife.com →

michaelbusch: (via themidnightshowblog) ha. Midnight Show AND a little classic Cale and James.

Jan 7th

8 notes

Jan 4th

arsenio hall is to

byron allen as chris gaines is to garth brooks

Jan 2nd

Dec 28th

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this is my favorite comedy video right now

Dec 28th

The Anatomy of a Smear: How The Reigning King of...

jhnmyr: A couple of days ago I was pointed to a video on TMZ.com that featured “Avatar” director James Cameron involved in a verbal scuffle with who the gossip website would have you believe was a “fan.” The question is implicit in the video and write-up: “Why would a wealthy Hollywood director be so rude as not to sign an autograph for someone going out of his way to meet his hero?” Having...

Dec 27th

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in the last three years this album has somehow...

Dec 25th

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welp

i just found out through tumblr that my girlfriend apparently loves kim kardashian. jeez, jackie. jeez.

Dec 23rd

look at the comment run on this video. i love it. →

Dec 23rd

Dec 19th

Dec 17th

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Dec 15th

sean william scott

is the oldest teenager ever

Dec 15th